How to be.. A Loser!

Losers have been hated since they've existed, scaring bullies with things they know they want.  I mean, bullies are only mean because they're jealous, right?


That's what my mummy told me n_n




Well, time to be the envy of all the meanies in town!


First you're gonna need...
Pediatric shoes:
 These are hideous, and hence, great 


And of course...
Lame socks to go with these shoes
Look at the patterns on these!




And what's more lame than a good ol' sweater vest ;)
Doesn't this scream 40 year old virgin?


Actually I kinda like that...






Anyways the point is, dress like a dag and make people turn heads.


And don't think simply looking the part will keep you going, you need to sound like a nerd, too!
So here are some things to keep you occupied:
Brush up your chess skills
Read a few books on science... Well, by a few I mean... Upwards of 20
Make sure you know more than anybody your age... About anything. Ever.




Have fun completing your loser look!