Losers have been hated since they've existed, scaring bullies with things they know they want. I mean, bullies are only mean because they're jealous, right?
That's what my mummy told me n_n
Well, time to be the envy of all the meanies in town!
First you're gonna need...
These are hideous, and hence, great
And of course...
Lame socks to go with these shoes
Look at the patterns on these!
And what's more lame than a good ol' sweater vest ;)
Doesn't this scream 40 year old virgin?
Actually I kinda like that...
Anyways the point is, dress like a dag and make people turn heads.
And don't think simply looking the part will keep you going, you need to sound like a nerd, too!
So here are some things to keep you occupied:
Brush up your chess skills
Read a few books on science... Well, by a few I mean... Upwards of 20
Make sure you know more than anybody your age... About anything. Ever.
Have fun completing your loser look!