Saturday, May 29, 2010

How to be... A gym junky!

So some people are genuinely enjoy working their bodies to death like that, but it's not exactly natural, and I don't blame you for wanting to pretend.

Hell, everyone has a pair of tracksuits in their closet, just kidding themselves.

But let's say you have a mum who is desperate to see you be a little more active, here are some helpful tips to play the part, even for a day or two.

Every junky needs something to protect their feet, and everyone wants to do it in style, nothing less than the best; Adidas for you
adidas Originals Women's Superstar 2 Sneaker,White/Gold/White,10 M You can wear these on a day to day basis, too.

And, let's stay cute while pretending to get fit, how about a sport skirt?
Steve and Barrys Pleated Tennis Sports Skirt Salmon Size 8 See? This onekeeps you cute and cool!

And everyone has a singlet, right?

So, we set to go?

Now, keep your water bottle with you at all times when you wear this, it will look like you've been doing heaps.
Also helpful, lift your singlet every-so-often and put your hand on your hip, all skinny people do this.
And maybe if you wanna be real convincing, eat an apple infront of everybody. 

Or you could just... You know... Not change who you are for someone else... Whatever ;)

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