Don't think I'm a freak, it's actually a legitimate reason.
When you throw a birthday party, there are a lot of people to feed, so you stock up on bulk packets of food and just buy more than necessary to play it safe.
Then you end up with left overs.
Left overs means the following:
For breakfast I had my usual bowl of cereal... Followed by chocolate cake.
Followed by 3 sausages.
Lunch was eaten out but for dinner we had lamb chops that we left.
And tomorrow we have sausages in store once again.
Does it make sense?
So yeah, I hate birthdays.
When you throw a birthday party, there are a lot of people to feed, so you stock up on bulk packets of food and just buy more than necessary to play it safe.
Then you end up with left overs.
Left overs means the following:
For breakfast I had my usual bowl of cereal... Followed by chocolate cake.
Followed by 3 sausages.
Lunch was eaten out but for dinner we had lamb chops that we left.
And tomorrow we have sausages in store once again.
Does it make sense?
So yeah, I hate birthdays.
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