Not very many people will find this funny at all because it's a sick sense of humor I have, but I cannot for the life of me remember a Saturday where I didn't go to work either drunk or really hung over.
Right now I'm slightly hung over and tonight I will be drinking more. Making it my 3rd night of drinking in a row.
And of course I only had Monday and Tuesday sober, because I was drinking Saturday and Sunday night, too.
Live while you're young.